[Cecil is sitting at his Official Gym Desk today, looking... well. Not unkempt, not exactly, but like a man who has been very busy dealing with unplanned complications. This may or may not be related to the occasional Pokémon attack that can be heard distantly. Still, he smiles as he speaks.]


Everyone, should you be having slight... infestation issues at home or at your hotel, feel to come stay at the Lunar Gym. Exceptionally, our facilities will include additional portable cooking appliances and cots, open at all times to anyone who may need them while this lasts. In addition, Gym challenge hours will not be affected and we will operate as usual. Yes, those mice have started appearing as far as route 7, but we are not nearly affected as Vermilion or Saffron, and have the situation under control.


[A Tandemaus (two Tandemice?) chooses that exact moment to scramble up his chair's back-rest, pieces of cheese clutched between their paws. A growl rumbling off-screen is all the warning Cecil gets before he has to dodge one of his own Luxray as she attempts to recover the goods. Both Pokémon fall off the furniture, and the chase continues through the room.]


...Mostly under control.